he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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