Your tits are I can't wait for
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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