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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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