I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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