Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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