bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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