do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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