Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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