maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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