i permit you to call me
Do you still have your period?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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