Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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