youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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