He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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