Do vagina's smell?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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