i may or may not be watching the land before time
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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