im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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