after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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