just tell him i said nine months
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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