I love black thongs
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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