I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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