party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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