If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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