We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
