Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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