i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He felt like a one man threesome
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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