I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
In other news, I just burned my penis
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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