Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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