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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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