So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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