nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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