so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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