I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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