That's intense
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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