If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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