handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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