really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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