Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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