we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
