My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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