ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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