EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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