found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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