whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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