So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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