Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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