thus making me awesome and them whores
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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