I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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