haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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