So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
