'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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