I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My breasts were aching with rage.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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