i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He felt like a one man threesome
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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